(my keyboard continues t o do a thing where it adds extra spaces at random. I’m not editing it. Maybe it will result in some kind of e.e. cummings -style genius poetry until I can get to an actual Genius Bar.) I did a lot of chores growing up. Normal things like putting away my …
I have a poster in my office that’s a pint glass with the phrase “Call me a writer because I work in drafts.” I love that poster. I thought about torch…
I had to get out of my house so I went to someone else’s. Because quarantine. I don’t own a weighted blanket, so I’ve been using an LL Bean sweatshirt …
I’m waiting on a delivery from the big box home improvement store that rhymes with flows. 24 new deck boards to replace the rotting ones with the ruste…
I’m really bad at doing something every day.
This is the first Sunday in a long time that I haven’t gotten drunk. Last weekend, I drank two bottles of cava and made a pie. I overbooze when I’m hap…
No one likes you. Is there water in the basement of the rental house? What’s the APR on my credit cards? Your career is a lie. Wait, you have no career…
Writing is weird. It’s kinda like running. They say it doesn’t cost anything to get started, but you can really get caught up in the details that keep …
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